What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 00:03

Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Goldfinger
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Live and Let Die
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
You Only Live Twice
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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Moonraker
The Man with the Golden Gun
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
-J W Pepper
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